Some days you just can’t think
About anything but sex that is. There you are at work, trying to do what you’re supposed to do, but no, you just can’t. Youre mind is full of images sounds and smells, and it won’t let go.
There you have 9 hours of hard-on, torture I tell you.
The lucky ones of us have their own office, or enjoy some privacy at work, so they can just put a nice clip on a go at it while no one is there, but how about the rest of us that work in open spaces, or just in old regular offices with one or more people, what are we supposed to do while all this porn is running in our heads all day long?
Well no magic cure here for us, I’m sorry if you were waiting for one. Some go to the toilet and have one off, some aren’t into doing it like that and they have to wait until they finish work, go home and then get their horn on, whether it’s with their wife, GF or good ol’ Porn – They have to wait. We, that is.. I rarely do it in the bathroom.
So for this hard-on day I’ve been having I found a nice Porn Search Engine to embed in this blog for all you readers seeking porn at work or anywhere else, you can see it on the left.
It’s very nice, the searches update live, and you can of course search your own terms as you want them.
Let me know what you think of this engine, and if you know a better one I’d love to test it!
Also if you have better ideas on how to tend to a boner at work please feel free to share it with me – In that area I’d also love some new input
Til next time, and till I’m off work and finally fucking my GF, heres a nice little video to fit today’s spirit, enjoy.
Ah, in case you hadn’t notices I also added at the bottom a direct feed for the most updated Porn Videos from PornHub.. So you can stay on top at all times 
How Many Licks Does it Take?
Since this would be the first post about this subject I’ll start with a little explanation.
What is Sex Music?
Sex Music includes songs that either talk about sex, or ones that are so hot that they get you in the mood at all times. Some would add to this category the songs they love hearing during sex, which is good, but then we can call almost every song a sex song, since some would like dirty songs, and some could even get in the mood by oldies and folk songs, Pink Floyd songs and heavy metal.
Even yours truly loves a good Tool album, or Pink Floyd in the background while being inside, above, up, down, and below a hot girl with shaking legs, No doubt.
Let us begin then: For the first song in this category I’ve chosen an oldie but goodie – Lil Kim’s How Many Licks
Below are the lyrics, for your pleasure.. The Video is much more pleasurable though
“How Many Licks?”
(feat. Sisqo)[Sisqo]
Hold up
So what you’re saying is, oh
(Niggaz got me pissed like Lil’ Kim)
You want to get freaky again, aight
A-ooh-ah-ooh
Oh, oh, oh, oh[Lil' Kim]
I’ve been a lot of places, seen a lot of faces
Ah hell I even fuck with different races
A white dude – his name was John
He had a Queen Bee Rules tattoo on his arm, uh
He asked me if I’d be his date for the prom
and he’d buy me a horse, a Porsche and a farm
Dan my nigga from Down South
Used to like me to spank him and cum in his mouth
And Tony he was Italian (Uh-huh)
And he didn’t give a fuck (Uh-huh)
That’s what I liked about him
He ate my pussy from dark till the mornin
Called his girl up and told her we was bonin
Puerto Rican papi, used to be a Deacon
But now he be sucking me off on the weekend
And this black dude I called King Kong
He had a big ass dick and a hurricane tongue[Sisqo]
So, how many licks does it take till you get to the center of the?
(Cause I’ve got to know)
How many licks does it take till you get to the center of the?
(Tell me)
How many licks does it take till you get to the center of the?
(Oh, oh)
How many licks does it take till you get to the center of the?
(Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh)[Lil' Kim]
This verse goes out to my niggaz in jail
Beatin they dicks to the double-X-L; Magazine (uhh)
You like how I look in the aqua green? Get your Vaseline
Roll some weed with some tissue and close your eyes
Then imagine your tongue in between my thighs
[Moans] Baby.. ohh.. yes ohh!
Jailer.. open up.. cell, block, eight
[sexual sounds]
Alright nigga, that’s enough
Stop, look and listen; get back to your position
Kim got your dick hard, startin fights in the yard
Hotter than a Pop Tart fresh out of the toaster
Niggaz do anything for a Lil’ Kim poster
Eses, Bloods, Crips, all the thugs
Up North in the hole, they all wanna know[Sisqo]
How many licks does it take till you get to the center of the?
(Tell me, ha)
How many licks does it take till you get to the center of the?
(Tell me, oh yeah)
How many licks does it take till you get to the center of the?
(Oh, oh)
How many licks does it take till you get to the center of the?
(Oh, oh, oh, oh)[Lil' Kim]
If you drivin in the street, hold on to your seat
Niggaz, grab your meat while I ride the beat
And if you see a shiny black Lamborghini fly by ya
(Shoom!) That’s me the Knight Rider
Dressed in all black with the gat in the lap
Lunatics in the street – gotta keep the heat
Sixty on the bezel, a hundred on the rings
Sittin pretty baby with a Cash Money bling
12 A.M. I’m on the way to club
After three bottles I’ll be ready to fuck
Some niggaz even put me on their grocery lists
Right next to the whip cream and box of chocolates
Designer pussy, my shit come in flavors
High-class taste niggaz got to spend paper
Lick it right the first time or you gotta do it over
Like it’s rehearsal for a Tootsie commercial[Sisqo]
How many licks does it take till you get to the center of the?
(Tell me, ha)
How many licks does it take till you get to the center of the?
(Tell me, oh yeah)
How many licks does it take till you get to the center of the?
(Oh, oh)
How many licks does it take till you get to the center of the?
(Oh, oh, oh, oh)
How many licks does it take till you get to the center of the?
(Tell me)
How many licks does it take till you get to the center of the?
(Let me know, let me know)
How many licks does it take till you get to the center of the?
(Oh, oh)
How many licks does it take till you get to the center of the?
(Oh, oh yeah)
How many licks does it take till you get to the center of the?
(Yeah)
How many licks does it take till you get to the center of the?
How many licks does it take till you get to the center of the?
(Oh, oh)
How many licks does it take till you get to the center of the?
(Baby tell me)
How many licks does it take till you get to the center of the?
(Oh, oh, oh)
How many licks does it take till you get to the center of the?
Mirror mirror on the wall whos the sexiest of them all
Have you ever had sex in front of a mirror?
I haven’t got the chance in a long time, and suddenly a week ago it happened, I found myself fucking her senseless in front of our bedroom mirror. The mirror is a full body mirror, it hangs on the wall (I know I know most of you automatically thought of a ceiling mirror) and gives a great view of things when you’re having sex standing up (another one of my faves).
We had just finished a session but I wanted more, she was on her way to shower, but I grabbed her and pushed her against the wall by surprise and started doing my thing, not noticing we’re in front of the mirror until for some reason I remembered were right next to it. Man it was HOT.
Watching us having sex like that, watching her whole body while I fuck her, seeing her legs shake and feeling her struggling to remain standing up while she’s climaxing was one of the hottest visions I ever had the pleasure of seeing.. I should really do it again soon. At first I just fucked her like that, leaning on the wall, but when it became hard for her to stand I grabbed her legs and lifted her while fucking her. She loves the mirror too, she was watching the mirror the entire time we were fucking (well, she had a better angle at it than I), and she says it was the fastest she ever came.
Did I say we should really do it again soon yet?
Just be naked, girl
There’s nothing like the touch of a naked skin. It turns me on like nothing else.
No, The thought of it is enough, I think of your back, sliding down to your ass (your sweet round beautiful ass), I think about our warm wet pussy and me licking it like a lolly that has no end. I think of your little moans when I do it and your big moans when you come, when you scream out Oh my God I’m gonna cum. Oh my God I wanna fuck you now. I wanna feel you so wet and hot, I want to feel your legs shaking and your whole body when you climax, and I wanna taste it. Oh my God it tastes so good, the best drink ever.
I start by slowly and gently licking your clit, from the most bottom point of your vagina all the way up, time after time, it makes you hot. I love feeling you, feeling where you want to be touched next, and how. Then I start slowly licking in round motions, a little thrust with my tongue and around the clit, and you go crazy. I know right where to touch it, I feel it and I feel you. I fell you start to get hot and wet, I feel you start to sway with my tongue motion, I feel you go higher and higher. I lick one side and then the other, I lick you around and up and down, I fuck you with my tongue.
